October 19, 2009- Alright guys, so I'm really trying to pull this place back together, which is why I need everyone to pitch in. Flamey suggested we do the award polls, which is like Best Clan, Best Staff Member, etc. etc., along with the CPC. For those who don't know the point of the CPC, it's done so we can see which cats to put where when the leader switch comes, though I don't plan on bringing back the deputies just yet, considering how few active members we actually have. To Jay, Flamey, and anyone else who is active (you know who you are), I appreciate it, it's you guys that have kept everything going so far. With that said, I recommend advertising, find sites that have maybe between 50 and 150 members with a lot of active members and post our advertise (which can be found here Advertise) on said site, make sure that they don't already have our advertisement though ;)
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Warrios Parody « Thread Started on Apr 2, 2008, 8:48am »
UPDATED: MAY 12 CHAPTER 7 and 8
lol just thought it would be kewl to have that
haha im gonna make a funny warrior story anyone can continue where I stopped xD oh and its based on the books but somewhat mofidied Title:Out of the Wild
Prolouge part 1:Sunningrocks
Tigerclaw:*is playing super mario with Oakheart* Oakheart: Ha! I beat you! Ravenpaw: And the winner is Oakheart!! Tigerclaw: No fair!! You cheated! Oakheart:No I didn't!! Tigerclaw:*Pushes Oakheart towards Sunningrocks* Ravenpaw:Tigerclaw is disqualified! Tigerclaw:Shut up or I'll kill you Oakheart:I'm okay Ravenpaw:*Zippers mouth* Tigerclaw:Look everyone!!! Oakheart's stealing Sunningrocks!! Oakheart:Huh? Wait, I'm not---*gets attacked by thunderclan cats* Tigerclaw:*laughs evily* Redtail: My turn!! Tigerclaw:*picks up DS and plays with Redtail* Redtail:*wins* Ha!!! I won! Ravenpaw:*speaks with zipped up mouth*Amb thu wunnur us Rudtul Tigerclaw: *gets a bazooka and blows Redtail and Ravenpaw up* Mousefur:* What did you do that for? Tigerclaw:*Hits Mousefur on the head* Mousefur:*forgets that Tigerclaw killed Redtail*OMG OAKHEART KILLED REDTAIL!!!AND TIGERCLAW KILLED OAKHEART!!! Tigerclaw:*wacks Mousefur again* Mousefur: ZOMG TIGERCLAW KILLED REDTAIL!!! Tigerclaw:*sighs and wacks Mousefur again* Mousefur:oh was I supposed to forget that? Okay... OMFG TIGERCLAW KILLED BLUESTAR Tigerclaw:wacks Mousefur harder* Mousefur: Okay Okay... I forgot... Tigerclaw:*wacks Mousefur again* Mousefur:Seriously dude I forgot Tigerclaw: Oh sorry Mousefur: Its okay cookie Tigerclaw: *gets a riverclan apprentice* Your Ravenpaw now Understand? Ravenpaw:*nods head* Oakheart's ghost: Tigerclaw killed me!! RiverClan: Attack Tigerclaw!!! Tigerclaw:Oh crap.... Retreat!!! Mousefur: I like cookies
Prolouge Part 2: Prophecy Spottedleaf:*looks at stars* Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.... Bluestar:Hey Spottedleaf Wat'ya doin? Spottedleaf: I sense someone in this clan likes cookies*bakes cookies* Bluestar: Has StarClan spoken to you yet? Spottedleaf: no not yet *sees a shooting star* Bluetar:* remains quiet and waits for Spottedleaf to say something* Spottedleaf:Oh no... Bluestar: What is it? Spottedleaf: StarClan just spoke to me Bluestar: What did they say? Spottedleaf: They said.... MY COOKIES ARE BURNING!!*runs to oven and takes cookies out* Bluestar:*stares open-mouthed* Spottedleaf: Oh and fire will bring us more cookies!! Bluestar: Isn't it supposed to be Fire will save our clan? Spottedleaf: yes, by bringing us cookies!! Bluestar:*sighs*
ok this one was written by some other person but ill put it here anyway xD cause I posted this on another site and someone did chapter 1 for me
Chapter 1 oon rises and flame-colored cat steps into a garden
Smudge: Are you going into the nest, Rusty? Rusty: Yah, why not? Smudge: It’s dangerous in there. Rusty: Yah, right. Smudge: No, really. They have twolegs and...and cat-eating gerbil-things. Cat-eating Gerbil-thing: I’m a hamster! Smudge: (Calling to hamster-gerbil-thing) Do you eat cats? Cat-Eating Hamster-Gerbil-thing: Yes, I especially like the legs. They’re juicy! Smudge: Told you so. Rusty: Oh. Smudge: Yah. Rusty: Okay then. I’m going to the forest. Smudge: (Waving with his tail) Bye!
In the forest
Rusty: Ooh a mouse! Mouse: Ooh a cat! I mean oh no a cat-eating gerbil-thing! Rusty: Where!? Cat-Eating Hamster-Gerbil-thing: (From Twoleg-place) I’m a hamster!!! Mouse: Oops (Runs away) Rusty: (Hears paws thudding on the ground towards him) Paws: (Keep Thudding) Rusty: (See’s gray cat) Gray cat: Boo! Rusty: (Yawning) You don’t scare me. Gray cat: Oh. Rusty: Who are you? Gray cat: Redpaw. Rusty: But you’re gray, not red. Redpaw: Oh yeah, my bad. My name’s Graypaw. Rusty: Coolio. Graypaw: Yah, what’s your name? Rusty: Rusty. Graypaw: Cool. (Ears prick up) Oh no, her comes some of my clan. Go! Rusty: Clan? What’s that? Graypaw: Must you know? Rusty: Yep. Graypaw: Fine, I’ll tell you, but I’ll have to make it quick.
Three hours later
Graypaw: And that’s what a clan is. Rusty: Zzzzzz…Huh…Did you say something? Graypaw: Go! They’re almost here! (Blue-gray cat steps out) Blue-gray cat: We’ve been here for the past three hours, Graypaw. Graypaw: Sorry Bluetar Bluetar: It’s Bluestar!!! Rusty: Ooh, pretty fur! Can I touch? (Reaches out a paw and touches Bluestar’s fur) Bluestar: Ambush! (Runs away) Graypaw: Wow. Rusty: Yah. Graypaw: Wow. Rusty: Yah. Graypaw: Wow. Rusty: Yah. (Yellow cat steps out of bush) Graypaw: Wow. Rusty: Yah. Graypaw: Wow. Rusty: Ya- Yellow cat: We get it!!!! Graypaw: Lionfart! When did you get here? Lionfart: (Sighs) It’s Lionheart! Graypaw: Dang it! Lionheart: Who’s this? (Points to Rusty) Graypaw: This is Musty. He’s a kittypet. Rusty: My name is Rusty. Graypaw: Are you sure? Rusty: Yes. Graypaw: Dang.
An hour later
Bluestar: (Gasping) I’m back. Rusty: Hi, Bluestar! Bluestar: Aah! (Lionheart covers her mouth)iss uh swudowcwan appwentice. Rusty: What did she say? Graypaw: She said it’s a Mallowcan apprentice. Rusty: Mallowcan? Lionheart: I believe you mean Shadowclan, Graypaw. Graypaw: Really? Oops. Bluestar: Why are you here, young apprentice? Rusty: I’m not an apprentice. Bluestar: What!? That means Oakheart’s dead!?!?! Lionheart: That was random. Rusty: Who’s he? Graypaw: He’s the Riverclan deputy. I really admire him, though I’m not sure I like his name. I’d rather be Oakheart or something instead of Dopeheart. Rusty: I thought his name was Oakheart. Graypaw: No, I’m pretty sure it’s Dopeheart. Rusty: I’m not sure… Graypaw: I am. Rusty: Okay.
now I wrote chapter 3 ^^ since I think the person who wrote chapter 1 included chapter 2 in it xD
Chapter 3
Rusty:Rusty walked along the leaf-covered ground of the forest. He was having the same dream again. A flash of brown with black spots raced past him. By it's scent, he already knew what it was. It was---a cookie. With legs. Rusty stalked the cookie, until it was within reach. He pounced on it, caught it, and started toying with it. He could feel he was being watched. From the shadows, dozens of yellow eyes looked directly at him. He knew they were CookieClan cats. With their brown fur and neat black spots. Rusty woke, blinking at the bright sunshine. Smudge: Hey Rusty, you were having the same dream again weren't you? Rusty: No I wasn't! Smudge:Than what was that bubble on top of your head showing you chasing a cookie? And why were you narrating your own dream? Rusty: *looks around suspiciously* I like cookies * Runs away* Smudge: *sighs* Lionheart: Hello Rusty Rusty: Oh hello Lionfart Lionheart: Its LionHeart! Rusty:oh sorry Lionheart: Its ok Rusty: Hey I don't scent Greypaw or the pretty-furred she-cat Lionheart: They're back at ThunderClan camp Rusty: I thought it was CookieClan Lionheart: No I'm pretty sure its ThenderClan Rusty: So you live in the forest? Lionheart:Yup Rusty: What about the cat-eating gerbil thing? Cat-eating Gerbil thing: I'm a hamster! Rusty: fine... what about the cat-eating hamster-gerbil thing? Cat-eating hamster-gerbil thing: I will destroy you all! Rusty: Don't be rude! Can't you see we're talking? Cat-eating hamster-gerbil thing:*grumbles* Lionheart: Its ok, we can handle it Rusty: ok...... Whitestorm: Hello Rusty. Wanna come back to camp and eat some cookies? Rusty: COOKIES!!!!!*chases Whitestorm* Whitestorm :Ahh Don't eat me! Rusty:sorry Lionheart:By the way, this is Whitestorm. One of our senior warriors Whitestorm: Are you saying I'm old? Lionheart: Nevermind.. Whitestorm: ok follow me* runs towards camp* Rusty: ok *sings follow the leader*
at camp...
Rusty:* walks into camp* Longtail: *attacks Rusty* Rusty: Hey! Longtail: *pulls off collar* Rusty: What did you do that for! Longtail: Awwwww I thought it was a cookie *sniffle* Rusty: *randomly runs into Bluestar's den* Bluestar: Oh Rusty, what are you doing here? Rusty:Ooh, pretty fur...*touches Bluestar's fur* Bluestar: Ambush! *runs into ShadowClan territory and gets killed* Rusty: OMG Bluestars dead! Lionheat: *walks into den* Its ok, she still has lots of lives anyway Bluestar: *beeps back to life at camp entrance* Rusty: ohhh so this is MarioClan? Lionheart: No! its CookieClan! er--I mean ThunderClan! Rusty:really? Lionheart:Really Rusty:really really? Lionheart: Yes really really Rusty:really really really?.... Lionheart:YES REALLY!!!!!!!*head explodes* Rusty: okay *walks out of den and leaves Lionheart's corpse* Lionheart:*beeps back at camp entrance* Rusty: I knew this was MarioClan!!! Lionheart:*sighs* Graypaw:Oh hello Musty! Rusty: Its Rusty Graypaw: Whatever Musty*listens to mp3* Ravenpaw: *appears at camp entrance* Redtail's dead! Bluestar: What!?!? Ravenpaw: yeah Tigerclaw says he beat Redtail in super mario Bluestar:oh thats a relief. I thought you meant Redtail was dead. Ravenpaw: He is. ____*truck passes by* killed him! Bluestar:What!? ___*another truck passes by* killed him!?!? Ravenpaw: yeah..... Bluestar:*sighs* Spottedleaf: *walks out of den and goes to rusty* Rusty: Whos that? Greypaw: Oh thats just Rottedleaf, the clan's medicine cat Spottedleaf:It's Spottedleaf Greypaw: Ok whatever Rottedleaf*listens to mp3* Rusty:Oh nice to meet you spottedleaf Spottedleaf: I love you Rusty:Wha-? Greypaw: I think Rottedleaf got an overdose of herbs again. Apparently, herbs to cats are like drugs to twolegs. Spottedleaf: I like cookies!*bakes cookies* Rusty: COOKIES!!!*attacks spottedleaf* Spottedleaf:*beeps back to life at camp entrance* Rusty: AHA! Now I'm sure that this is MarioClan Greypaw:Aren't you troubled about this place? Rusty: Why should I be? Spottedleaf: To the cat mobile!!! Tigerclaw:Redtail and Oakheart are dead. Yep 100% dead. Greypaw:Hey Ciderclaw, Starkstripe, Handpaw, Mustpaw, look at Rottedleaf!! Rottedleaf: *is high on herbs* hahahaha!!! Rusty: nope, I don't see any problems
Chapter 4
Bluestar: Okay Rusty, from now on you'll be called Firepaw for no apparent reason Firepaw: Coolness Tigerclaw:*walks into camp carrying Redtail's body* Bluestar:What happened? Tigerclaw:Redtail cheated while we were playing super mario so I shot him with a bazooka. Er-I mean Oakheart killed Redtail! Mousefur:ZOMFG OAKHEART KILLED REDTAIL!!! Firepaw: I wonder why he hasn't beeped back to life at the camp entrance yet Spottedleaf:*shoves some drugs into Ravenpaw's mouth* Ravenpaw:* I DONT WANNA DIE!!! Spottedleaf: *gets a cookie tray and whacks Ravenpaw on the head* Ravenpaw:*dies* Greypaw: Rottedleaf!What did you do to Shavenpaw!??? Ravenpaw: *beeps back to life at camp entrance* Greypaw:nevermind *takes out mp3 player and listens to music* Firepaw: Seriously. I'm sure this is MarioClan. Greypaw: Ooooo dead body *pokes Rdtail with a stick* Spottedleaf: My stick!!*attacks and kills Greypaw* Greypaw: *beeps back to life at camp entrance and listens to mp3*
Again... written by the same person who wrote chapter 1 and 2 ^^
Chapter 4 (Black cat bursts through the bushes) Bluestar: It’s a spider!!! Run for your lives!!!! (Runs up nearest tree) Rusty: Who’s that? Graypaw: Havenpaw. Rusty: Oh. Havenpaw: Redtail’s dead! (Faints) Whitestorm: Hi. Lionheart: Spottedleaf! Ravenpaw fainted! Rusty: Who’s Ravenpaw? Graypaw: Him (Points at the black cat). Rusty: But you said-oh forget it. Spottedleaf: Curse you Faintclan!!! Graypaw: There’s no such thing as Faintclan, Dottedleaf. Spottedleaf: Then how do we faint? Graypaw: Good question. Bluestar: (Climbs out of tree and taps Rusty on the head) I name you Firepaw! Dark brown tabby comes into the camp Graypaw: That’s Ligerclaw. Ligerclaw: I killed Redtail…I mean-erm, Oakheart killed Redtail! Bluestar: Redtail killed Oakheart!? Nooooooo!!!!! Firepaw: Who’s Redtail? Graypaw: Thunderclan deputy. Bluestar: Curse you, Redtail!!!!!!!!! Thunderclan leaves Firepaw: Isn’t there supposed to be a vigil or something? Graypaw: Deadtail doesn’t deserve one. Firepaw: Oh. Ligerclaw: Oakheart was crushed by rocks…I mean-erm, I killed Oakheart in revenge. Bluestar: Hi Ligerclaw! Ligerclaw: Graypaw!!!! Did you say my name was Ligerclaw again!? Graypaw: Maaaaaaaybeee. Ligerclaw: It’s Tigerclaw! Graypaw: Oh. (Turns to Firepaw) Let’s go to the apprentices den. Firepaw: Okay.
At the apprentices den
Graypaw: This is the apprentices den. Firepaw: And those are? (Points to two ginger cats) Graypaw: Those are- Ginger Cat1: I am Sandpaw and this is Dustpaw (Points to other ginger cat) Have you heard of Three Days Grace? Dustpaw: Who are you (Points at Firepaw)? Graypaw: This is Lirepaw. Bluestar: Lire!? Where!?!? Firepaw: My name is Firepaw!!!! Dustpaw: I hate you weirdo Sandpaw: Me too. I love Three Days Grace. Firepaw: (Starts crying) Why? Sandpaw: ‘Cause we do. Firepaw: (Crying) What did I ever do to you? Graypaw: Lirepaw? Firepaw: (Still crying) Graypaw: Hello? Lirepaw??? Firepaw: (Still crying) Graypaw: Lirepaw!!! Stop crying!!! Firepaw: (Sniffling) My name is Firepaw. Graypaw: Whatever. Sandpaw: I hate you, Firepaw. Dustpaw: I do too. Firepaw: (Starts crying) Graypaw: Landpaw, Gustpaw, Shut up!!!!!! Sandpaw: For the love of Three Days Grace, will you tell me why? Graypaw: ‘Cause he’s crying. Dustpaw: Who, Firepaw? Naw, he’s just pretending, weirdo. Graypaw: Oh. Dustpaw: yah. Graypaw: Good night. Sandpaw: Three Days Grace says "Good night"!!! Dustpaw: Good night, weirdos. Firepaw: (Still crying) Good night.
Now I wrote Chapter 5 ^^
Chapter5
Graypaw: Wake up Firepaw! Firepaw: Woah! You got my name right! Graypaw: Actually... I was talking to Lirepaw Lirepaw: Yeah! Mind your own Beeswax! Firepaw: *sniffle* Graypaw: Havenpaw won't be training with us cause Rottedleaf made him drunk last night Ravenpaw:TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER HOW TIGERCLAW KILLED REDTAIL AND OAKHEART!! Tigerclaw: *kills Ravenpaw* Ravenpaw: *beeps back to life at camp entrance* UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH........ Graypaw: Aren't you gonna say something about MarioClan? Firepaw: Nah I was gonna let this one pass..... but since you mentioned it..... Aha! I knew this was really really really MarioClan! Graypaw: Thats better Tigerclaw; Common! Today I'm gonna show you the cliffs and edges of the territorries. So I can push Ravenpaw off them. Hey wheres Ravenpaw? Ravenpaw: LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY.... Tigerclaw: ooooookay........ come on Graypaw: kk Firepaw: Okie dokie
At the forest.... Tigerclaw: This is the Fourtrees. Its where we have parties... Graypaw: Partae!!! Tigerclaw: on full moons Firepaw: awwww Tigerclaw: Okay! Enough for today, since Ravenpaw's not here and I can't kill him.. Er-- I mean show him around.
At camp Dustpaw: Hey there Kittypet! Enjoy the food we risked our lives to catch for you. Oh and I hate you. Sandpaw: Three Days Grace says maybe you'll catch your own one day Firepaw: *sniffle* Graypaw: ignore them Dustpaw: We're going to a party to night and your not invited so ha! Sandpaw:Three Days Grace says Yeah! Firepaw and Graypaw: *picks up mouse from pile* Firepaw: *eats mouse* Graypaw: *bites mouse* hey, you do know that wasn't a mouse didn't you? Firepaw:*stops chewing* then what is it? Graypaw: a cat eating hamster-gerbil thing Cat eating hamster gerbil thing: Finally!! Firepaw: OMFG!!!! *brushes teeth gargles 100x and spits* Graypaw: ROFL!! Firepaw: *sniffle*
the next day.... Tigerclaw: Wake up loozers! Firepaw: Don't eat me cat eating hamster-gerbil thing!!! Graypaw: Firepaw, you're having a nightmare Firepaw: Ahhh!!! its gonna eat me!!! Graypaw:Firep--- Firepaw: Someone help me!! Tigerclaw: *runs out of patience and kills Firepaw* Firepaw: *beeps back to life at camp entrance* Ah!!!! I'm in MarioClan!!!Help me!!! Graypaw: *sighs and wakes Ravenpaw up* Ravenpaw: I dont wanna die!!*hits head on cealing, dies, and beeps back to life beside Firepaw* Oh hey Firepaw. Com e here often?
in the forest.....again.... Firepaw: Ha! I can crouch lower than you! Graypaw: No you can't *crouches lower* Ravenpaw: Ha! I can crouch the lowest!*poofs* Firepaw:Hey where'd Ravenpaw go? And whats that hole doing there? Graypaw: *looks at hole suspiciously* Its a sign! StarClan will bring us more cookies!!!! Yay cookies!!! Ravenpaw: I'm okay Firepaw: Ravenpaw where are you? Ravenpaw: In China! Firepaw: huh? Ravenpaw: nevermind *gets hit by a Tigerclaw driving a unicyle* Tigerclaw: *rides unicycle back to the forest* What did I miss? Ravenpaw: dies and beeps back to life in the forest* Tigerclaw: How does he keep doing that!! Firepaw: Hm... Extra MarioClan lives!! Graypaw: *sighs*
This ones kinda short...... so yeah ^^
Chapter 6 in the morning... Firepaw: *drinks water* Gross!!! *spits out water* It tastes like milk! Graypaw: *is hunting* Firepaw: *sees Graypaw* Hey graypaw!*pokes Graypaw* Graypaw: Ambush! *runs into RiverClan territory and gets killed* Firepaw:Woah does everyone think its an ambush? Graypaw:*beeps back to life beside Firepaw* Woah.... Again again!! Firepaw: Hey! I was about to catch a vole, but you scared it off! Graypaw: Sorry.... Hey bigfoot, you can go now Bigfoot: awwww ok I g2g anywayz... cya l8ter! Firepaw: Okay.... Graypaw: I'll help you catch another one Firepaw: Okay thanks Graypaw: Look a squirel! Squirrel: I am not a squirrel! I am the brother of the cat-eating hamster-gerbil thing Graypaw: So you're a cat eating gerbil thing? Squirrel: Incorrect! I am A cat eating squirrel gerbil thing!*runs away* Firepaw: This just keeps getting weirder and weirder..... Graypaw: Oh look, we're at the thunderpath!*crosses and gets hit by a monster* Firepaw: I wonder why he isn't beeping. Maybe hes out of lives. *throws green mushroom at Graypaw* Graypaw: *beeps back to life beside Firepaw* oooo pretty sign *stares at 1-Up sign on top of his head* Firepaw: Ha! I knew this was MarioClan! Look, you ran out of lives to I gave you a life! Graypaw: No you didn't *points at green raining mushrooms* Green raining mushroom: *lands on cat-eating hamster gerbil thing* Cat eating hamster gerbil thing: I live to destroy you all! Firepaw: *throws dark mushroom at cat eating hamster gerbil thing* Cat eating hamster gerbil thing: *dies* Firepaw: MarioClan....... Graypaw: *rolls eyes*
Chapter 7
Firepaw: *sniffs air* INTRUDERR Yellowfang: *tackles Firepaw* yummy... a treat for Yellowfang Firepaw: get off me *throws Yellowfang off and pounces on her* Yellowfang: *shakes Firepaw off* Firepaw: *bites leg* Yellowfang: Oww Yellowfang's leg! At least Yellowfang still has three other legs Firepaw:*bites other leg* Yellowfang:Ow! Yellowfang's other leg!! Firepaw: Sorry Yellowfang: S'ok Firepaw: So why do you speak in third person? Yellowfang: Yellowfang thinks that it makes Yellowfang look cooler Firepaw: ooooooookay.... and why do they call you Yellowfang?]' Yellowfang: Because of this! *shows Firepaw yellow teeth* tun tun tun tun Firepaw: Ahhhh its too yellow!! Shield your eyes!!!!*runs away and catches a rabbit* Here try eating this. Its a ball of toothpaste Yellowfang: *eats rabbit* is it still yellow? *shows teeth* Firepaw: Ahhhhh the yellowness, it burnsssss *disintegrates into the air and beeps back to life beside Yellowfang* Yellowfang: Woah.... Yellowfang should have done that a while ago Firepaw: You snooze you lose Yellowfang: Oh well Firepaw: *sniffs the air* NUUU warriors are comingg *hears Lionheart's words echo in his head.. "The clan must be fed first. The clan must be fed first. The clan must be fed firstttttttttt....." Lionheart: The clan must be fed firstttttt Firepaw: All right All right I get it already!!!
Chapter 8
*thunderClan patrol arrives* Blustar: Firepaw, what did you do? Firepaw: Her teeth were so yellow..... Bluestar:WHAT DID YOU DO??? Firepaw: I fed her a ball of toothpaste........ Bluestar: You tried to clean the teeth of an enemy??? Firepaw: Y-y-yes Bluestar: Let me see Yellowfang: *show teeth* Bluestar: Ahhhhhh its yellow--too yellow-- shield your eyes!! Firepaw: See? Bluestar: Nooo I'm blind- Firepaw: Thats why I gave her that ball of toothpaste Bluestar: Oh wait, my visions coming back- Firepaw: Just look at her teeth Bluestar: Oh noo I cant see clearly, nuuuuu Firepaw: Bluestar? Whats wrong? Bluestar: *puts on glasses* ahhh thats better Firepaw: What are those? Bluestar: Eyeglasses Firepaw: WTF Are eyeglasses? Bluestar: They are a modern twoleg contraption that allows us to see better Firepaw: Whatever
BACK AT CAMP Bluestar: *walks forward* Firepaw:*waits for himself to be scolded Bluestar: *walks past Firepaw* Firepaw Firepaw: What? Bluestar: *pokes a fire* FIREPAW Firepaw: WHAT?? Bluestar: *pounces on fire and gets burned to a crisp* im meeeeelting Firepaw: *slaps forhead* Bluestar: *beeps back to life at camp entrance* Firepaw: MarioCl-- Tigerclaw: SILENCE Bluestar: *approaches fire again and pokes it* Firepaw: Bluesta-- Tigerclaw: SILENCE!! YOU SHALL STAY AT THE APPRENTICE's DEN UNTIL BLUESTAR HAS FINISHED HER POKING Firepaw: okay *goes back to apprentice's den* Bluestar: I have finished my poking. Firepaw, your punishment is you becoming an apprentice. Firepaw: *stares open-mouthed* Thats a punishment? Bluestar: I'm sorry. I meant that you will have to take care of Yellowfang. Firepaw: Oh okay Bluestar: But you'll still be my apprentice Firepaw:yayy Graypaw: Trust me, you're better off having a twoleg as your mentor. Firepaw: T__T
Chapter 9
Firepaw: Drops another ball of toothpaste in front of Yellowfang Yellowfang: More toothpaste? Yellowfang does not need anymore toothpaste. *shows teeth* Firepaw: Ahhhhh *disintegrates and beeps back to life outside den* Mar-- Yellowfang: Talk and Yellowfang will kill you. Firepaw: *sniffles* Yellowfang: *eats toothpaste* is this better? *shows Firepaw teeth* Firepaw: Ahhhh *explodes* Yellowfang: *waits for a few minutes* Yess Yellowfang is finally rid of Fire Firepaw: *beeps back to life at camp entrance* hey Yellowfang Yellowfang: *CENSORED*
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Re: Warrios Parody « Reply #9 on Oct 18, 2009, 11:56am »
LOLZ! quote: Yellowfang: *waits for a few minutes* Yess Yellowfang is finally rid of Fire Firepaw: *beeps back to life at camp entrance* hey Yellowfang Yellowfang: *CENSORED*
i could actually picture that in my head(which i think is full of candy)
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